NUMBER 1 - ranked so highly because peasantquest is lost media
peasant (peasantquest) from royal royale smp, played by Baileyfeesh
this one is LOST MEDIA!!!!!!!! partially. the peasantquest vods are not (to my knowledge) available anymore. i am so happy that i got to see peasantquest happen.
New information has been obtained! The PEASANTQUEST vods are not GONE. Baileyfeesh has simply not released them on youtube as not private videos. This means that there will always be hope. Peasantquest might return.
royal royale was a modded minecraft server streamed by several freaks which ended early due to the microsoft bds boycott. i made several "memes" regarding it using google slides and they were seen by my streamer(s) of choice and i feel very happy about that.
- peasant was exactly as you expect. a medieval peasant. peasant was part of the Green Kingdom and discovered the Blue Kingdom of Fish! This kingdom did not exist.
- peasant had a "tulpa" named Mr. Manifest, who was known for saying things such as "I'm mister manifest!" and was generally considered more productive than peasant, despite technically being the same person.
- peasant lived in a hole
- peasant created a force field around the main castle using signs at some point.
- peasant was the only (non vagabond) person on the server who was able to cross the barriers between kingdoms before the official time where the barriers would be removed. This event was known as peasantquest.
- peasant at some point had obtained Warden Spawn Eggs.
#PeasantWentOnAQuestToThePurpleAndGoldTeamAndDidSomethingVeryFunnyWithTechnilogyAndItCouldKillButItWORKED
NUMBER 2 - deserves the number 1 spot probably
Chef Misery Impostor from THE GREAT HOG HUNT, played by SanityPlaysGames
THE GREAT HOG HUNT was a "smp" type event in Vintage Story lasting one week that was a charity event for the American Heart Association. Players consisted of members and associates of the streaming group called Meat Planet. Jame7t (the main host I think) created a mod for the server which added "Heart Pigs" that spawned when a donation to the AHA was made, as well as several other small additions.
There were plenty of characters of a similar nature in THE GREAT HOG HUNT, but this one was by far the most iconic and the best. The only character (of-this-nature) who was technically more important was Dracula.
- I made a song that includes voicelines from Chef Misery Impostor, notably including "What's up chefs! It's me, Chef Misery Impostor! I'm here to see what this city is MADE OUT OF!!"
- This is the only character in my life so far that I have felt the need to cosplay. I will do this. And I will put an image of it here when that eventually happens.
- Chef Misery Impostor's brass rolling pin was STOLEN.
- Chef Misery Impostor was known as being the scariest character of his nature.
- If I explain what I mean when I keep saying "of that nature" you will be spoiled on a key plot point that is important to experience in the vods which should be easily searchable due to the uniqueness of the name "THE GREAT HOG HUNT."
NUMBER 3 - smiles with terror in my eyes
Poop Ghost, A.K.A. Jane B. Loon, from Balloon SMP, played by puppetshell
Balloon SMP was a modded hardcore minecraft smp streamed by about 30 players which lasted 1 month. It had a custom mod made for the server which was updated as story events played out. Balloon SMP is itself something I will never forget, and will be a part of me forever, but this note here is specifically about characters I will never forget.
Poop Ghost was the most plot relevant non-player character (because puppetshell was an admin and developer of the custom mod) and explaining why would be an incredible spoiler much worse than the Chef Misery Impostor spoiler so I hesitate even just to say that she was plot relevant.
If it were not for the current (3/19/2026) bds boycott on microsoft, I would tell you to go watch Balloon SMP right now. Instead I insist that you wait until it eventually ends to watch it and DO NOT FORGET TO DO SO. If you are here on this website enough that you eventually engage with the stories I make, you will likely see some similarities between Balloon SMP and my stories.
Poop Ghost, despite the funny name, is an embodiment in my mind of everything good about Balloon SMP. Absurd at first and deeply horrifying!
Maybe i'll think of / find more characters who aren't blocks games roleplay characters eventually. either way, this is an important corner of my mind to have written down somewhere, so even if this extremely rarely gets updated, I am happy with what is here now.